Crop and cut the top and you are in Hawaii, California or Florida...Mmmmmmm
1-If you can't cook: Next time your friends gives you a meal or treat. Take a picture of it and post it. People will think you cooked it and you will feel better about yourself.
2-No vacation in 10 years? No problem. Go to the lake and take pictures of the kids in the sand. Oh the possibilities if you have photoshop or can crop a picture!
3-Loosing weight? No biggie. Photoshop can shrink you too! Or no pictures attached. They won't know.
4-Just brag about how wonderful your marriage is, a poem, anything cheesy. I heard that people who do that have a terrible marriage but who knows? You will look good.
5-Make sure to have your birthday in the system. So you can have people leave a happy Birthday. So you can say thank you to everyone and will get a lot of attention. Thanks by the way. Today is my Birthday. I appreciate all the comments and i love you all. I love to be 27. (cough).
6-Get a trophy at the dollars store and take a picture with your kid.
7-Take a picture of a cute house and post it. They will all think it is your house so you won't feel too bad about the Foreclosure you just had.
8-Same for garden and tell how much you love your flowers.
9-Post as many pictures of your kids as you can. Not the ones where they are crying.
10-Take pictures of yourself in very expensive clothes. Don't mention you got it at the thrift store.
11-Tag famous people in your comments.
12-Never comment on other people. You are the center of attention.
13-Take pictures of girls at any event with you. You will look like you have a lot of girl friends.
14-Take pictures of pets and post it. You have to look like you can do it all.
15-Take pictures of the food at a restaurant and tag some very expensive restaurant. They will not know the difference.
16-Become friends with as many possible people you can find in your field. Like if you are a photographer, friend all of them you come across.
17-They all want to see how you look after 5 kids, plastic surgery and 60 hours a week at the gym. (Don't say it is not your body). Just google great bikini body and take the pic without the head or from very far or the back...
18-Oh crafts....Millions out there. Grab a picture, you made it this week-end!
19-Shout that you made ___ money this week-end with your on the side business or your husband had a raise of____.
20-Week-end gateway. Tag a cool place on Friday night. You will be back for church on Sunday, not to worry...and it was free!
21-Never, NEVER complain about ANYTHING! NO negativity.
22-Never ask questions. People never answer and the ones who would, are the closest one anyways. Just message them.
23-If someone gives you a compliment on your wall, milk it. Tag the person and try to have it last as long as you can.
24-Share a quote.
25-Re-post any good article but not political.
26-Say thank you, thank you and more thank you....oh was i supposed to stop at 25?
27-Post funny things...Ohhhhhh
27-Post funny things...Ohhhhhh
Don't share this post on Facebook. It's our secret. If you can't live it, dream it! HAHAHA
I would post a picture when you feel crappy about your life and memorize this list.
If you have more ways to add. Make sure to comment and share.
It's really my Birthday by the way...